REAL Men

Well, in spite of the fact that he's had his balls cut off, Jack is a real man. I bought him a new ball that's pink, squishy, perfumed and covered with fru-fru.

He hated it with the first bite.

I put it in his swimming pool.

He patiently fetched it and dropped it in his toilet.

Three times

I got the message. Pink, perfumed fru-fru has it's place and real men know where that is.