In order for you to understand this title, I'm prefacing the rest of the pictures with this little excerpt:
BEN'S DIARY
7:00 am - OH YUCK! DRY DOG FOOD! IS THAT CANNED MILK ON THE TOP? MY FAVORITE!
7:30 am - PEANUT BUTTER IN THE KONG! MY FAVORITE!
8:00 am - OH BOY! ZEUS AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
9:00 am - YAWN! NAPTIME!
10:00 am - OH BOY! MOLLY AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
11:00 am - YAWN! NAPTIME!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! ZEUS AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
1:00 pm - YAWN! NAPTIME!
2:00 pm - OH BOY! DARCY AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
3:00 pm - OH BOY! QUIGLEY IS SNEAKING OUT FROM UNDER THE PORCH! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! A TRUCK RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
5:45 pm - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm - UH OH--DID SHE SAY "COME!"? DOES SHE HAVE 'MOIST AND MEATY'? NO? TOOTDODOOTDADOO..I'M OUTA HERE! WOOHOO! HERE SHE COMES--CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
6:20 - (pant pant) OH BOY! SOME KIDS! MY FAVORITE! BUT KEEP AN EYE ON MOM! YUP--HERE SHE COMES! WOOHOO!
6:40 pm - OH BOY! DOGS! MY FAVORITE!
6:55 pm - OH BOY! HERE SHE COMES AGAIN! HMM...MAYBE I'D BETTER SIT...HER FACE IS REALLY RED...I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS RUNNING THAT HARD...SHE WAS ONLY STAGGERING A BIT. YEAH, I THINK I'LL SIT. FOR SURE!
6:50 am - OH BOY! A TRUCK RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
7:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
7:10 pm - OH BOY! WET DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
7:20 pm - OH BOY! A DIRTY WET STICK--BETTER THAN A BONE! I'LL SEE IF I CAN SNEAK IT IN THE BACK DOOR AND SHRED IT ON THE CARPET.
9:00 pm - OH BOY! BEDTIME! WITH JESSIE AND QUIGLEY! MY FAVORITE!
10:00 pm - HEY! THIS IS MY SPOT, MOM! I LEFT YOU A LITTLE SPOT OVER THERE--I KNOW YOU CAN FIT, 'CAUSE I SAW JUST HOW SMALL YOU CAN GET WHEN YOU CRAWLED UNDER THE DESK TO GET THE DEAD BIRD QUIGLEY WAS STORING THERE.
10:10 pm - OH ALL RIGHT!! I'LL MOVE! SIGHHHHH!!!
2 comments:
First of all: HOLY COW HE'S GROWN!
Second of all: That was absolutely hilarious. Not sure if I liked the part about you squeezing under the desk or you chasing him down red faced.
Very good.
He looks so happy. His diary reminded me slightly of what Abby's diary might be like except there would be multiple "OH! MOM'S BOOB! MY FAVORITE!"
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