In order for you to understand this title, I'm prefacing the rest of the pictures with this little excerpt:
BEN'S DIARY
7:00 am - OH YUCK! DRY DOG FOOD! IS THAT CANNED MILK ON THE TOP? MY FAVORITE!
7:30 am - PEANUT BUTTER IN THE KONG! MY FAVORITE!
8:00 am - OH BOY! ZEUS AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
9:00 am - YAWN! NAPTIME!
10:00 am - OH BOY! MOLLY AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
11:00 am - YAWN! NAPTIME!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! ZEUS AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
1:00 pm - YAWN! NAPTIME!
2:00 pm - OH BOY! DARCY AT THE FENCE! MY FAVORITE! (mad dash)
3:00 pm - OH BOY! QUIGLEY IS SNEAKING OUT FROM UNDER THE PORCH! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! A TRUCK RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
5:45 pm - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm - UH OH--DID SHE SAY "COME!"? DOES SHE HAVE 'MOIST AND MEATY'? NO? TOOTDODOOTDADOO..I'M OUTA HERE! WOOHOO! HERE SHE COMES--CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
6:20 - (pant pant) OH BOY! SOME KIDS! MY FAVORITE! BUT KEEP AN EYE ON MOM! YUP--HERE SHE COMES! WOOHOO!
6:40 pm - OH BOY! DOGS! MY FAVORITE!
6:55 pm - OH BOY! HERE SHE COMES AGAIN! HMM...MAYBE I'D BETTER SIT...HER FACE IS REALLY RED...I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS RUNNING THAT HARD...SHE WAS ONLY STAGGERING A BIT. YEAH, I THINK I'LL SIT. FOR SURE!
6:50 am - OH BOY! A TRUCK RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
7:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
7:10 pm - OH BOY! WET DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
7:20 pm - OH BOY! A DIRTY WET STICK--BETTER THAN A BONE! I'LL SEE IF I CAN SNEAK IT IN THE BACK DOOR AND SHRED IT ON THE CARPET.
9:00 pm - OH BOY! BEDTIME! WITH JESSIE AND QUIGLEY! MY FAVORITE!
10:00 pm - HEY! THIS IS MY SPOT, MOM! I LEFT YOU A LITTLE SPOT OVER THERE--I KNOW YOU CAN FIT, 'CAUSE I SAW JUST HOW SMALL YOU CAN GET WHEN YOU CRAWLED UNDER THE DESK TO GET THE DEAD BIRD QUIGLEY WAS STORING THERE.
10:10 pm - OH ALL RIGHT!! I'LL MOVE! SIGHHHHH!!!
